Whenever I play Dead Island with my friend John, he plays as the black guy. I’d tell him to pick locks and break down doors because that’s his “specialty.”

I’m an awful driver in the game, but I usually drive for lulz. I’m the Korean girl, get it?

Me: *gets in car* Hurry up, John.
John: Hold on, I’m getting more quests in here.
Me: *still sitting in car* You’re wasting gas, nigga.
John: HAHA, you hella stupid!

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