- b: im about to sleep
- b: ppretty pissed off that i have to fight a long battle tomorrow.
- b: games bother me in real life.
- b: LOL
- OneSky: LOL
- OneSky: and
- OneSky: you laughed at my problems.
- b: you dont understand
- b: =[
- OneSky: Yes?
- OneSky: :(
- b: games are srs bizness
- b: k?
Whenever I play Dead Island with my friend John, he plays as the black guy. I’d tell him to pick locks and break down doors because that’s his “specialty.”
I’m an awful driver in the game, but I usually drive for lulz. I’m the Korean girl, get it?
Me: *gets in car* Hurry up, John.
John: Hold on, I’m getting more quests in here.
Me: *still sitting in car* You’re wasting gas, nigga.
John: HAHA, you hella stupid!
My friend John AKA wdg AKA the best TF2 player in the world just gifted me Dead Island, guys.
Naruto spoilers/theories with John
- OneSky: DUDE
- OneSky: so
- OneSky: today, I was in the quad standing
- OneSky: next to Mark
- OneSky: and some ghetto ass black dude
- OneSky: walked by
- OneSky: and he was on the phone
- OneSky: he was like
- OneSky: "HEY MAYNE, IT'S 1ST HOKAGE!"
- OneSky: I was like, oh shit, he's talking about Naruto...
- OneSky: WHAT IF HE'S RIGHT?!
- OneSky: AND THE MAN BEHIND THE MASK IS THE FIRST HOKAGE.
- OneSky: You heard it here first!
- (HERO) wdge: LMFAO
- (HERO) wdge: LOLOl
- (HERO) wdge: IM GONNA READ
This is how my friend John communicates...
- OneSky: Hey.
- OneSky: Let's play tonight.
- wedge (っˆーˆ)っ: wtf
- wedge (っˆーˆ)っ: im ti
- OneSky: tired
- OneSky: ?
- wedge (っˆーˆ)っ: ya
- wedge (っˆーˆ)っ: u a smart nigga for cing that
- OneSky: LOL.
Portal is free but Steam won’t let me install it.
Sonuvabitch!
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