Source: serenity--now
I don’t usually drink beer, but if I do, it’s like this, son.
(via captainoppa)
Source: kcesliv-irot
LOL. I just watched this episode again the other day.
(via fuckyeahtammy)
Q:David David David David David David

Hi Genie!
“Four years ago I was just a guy who had a crush on a girl who had a boyfriend. And I had to do the hardest thing I ever had to do, which was just to wait. Don’t get me wrong I flirted with her. Pam, I can now admit in front of friends and family that I do know how to make a photocopy. I didn’t need your help that many times. And do you remember how long it took you to teach me to drive stick? (Pam: Like a year). I’ve been driving stick since high school. For a really long time that’s all I had. Little moments with a girl who saw me as a friend. And a lot of people told me I was crazy to wait this long for a date with a girl who I worked with, but I think, even then I knew, I was waiting for my wife.”
D:
Source: meme-spot
‘You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take’ -Wayne Gretzky
…And I still can’t believe it. It goes to show you that everything you want in life, you get, and you can’t work for it, it just comes to you.
Almost 4 AM. Halfway through the 7th season of The Office.
One more episode…
So I played Champions Online today, and the character customization options blew me the fuck away.
Meet my character: Recyclops.
Power: Increasing the rate of Global Warming.
I’m going to watch every single episode of The Office.
Jim Halpert: Did I ever tell you why I left Scranton?
Dwight Schrute: No, you didn’t.
Jim Halpert: Yeah, I didn’t think I had. Well, it was all about Pam. Yeah, she was with Roy, and, uh, I just couldn’t take it. I mean, I lost it, Dwight. I couldn’t sleep, I couldn’t concentrate on anything. Even weird stuff, like food had no taste. So my solution was to move away. It was awful. It was something that I wouldn’t wish on my worst enemy, and that includes you.
I tried to live the dream. I tried to have a job, a girlfriend, another job, and I failed. But the good thing about the American Dream is that you can just…go to sleep. And try it all again the next night.



